Releasing a big stinky fart in front of each other is a sign that a couple has achieved true intimacy. You should be able to release a joyful, exuberant and outrageously loud fart in the same room (preferably on the same bed) as your significant other without feeling any shame.
E mastered this principle of couple intimacy w/in a couple of years of being boyfriend and girlfriend. I, on the other hand, took my time and waited until we were married for at least six months. But I could now hold my own against any of his attacks, whether silent, loud, stinky or extra stinky.
What's the point? It's our 3rd wedding anniversary, while I can never get used to the dizzying aroma, I am happy I found my (wait for it...) FART-ner (Get it?!!!! nyek haha) forever.
Love you very much!
